meladoodle:

officialunitedstates:

you lost me at superwh

Why won’t anyone let me pitch my superwhales idea

antisepticbandaid:

Coloured!!!
Josie and the angels VuV

antisepticbandaid:

Coloured!!!

Josie and the angels VuV

bongsniffer:

under socialism everyone has to wear black skinny jeans. thats what socialism is. that is all marx was ever trying to say

godsmacklemore:

Please read this poem I wrote in first grade

godsmacklemore:

Please read this poem I wrote in first grade

genderoftheday:

genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the Day is: If you’re cis don’t make these jokes

Just to elaborate on this submission, this is basically a summary of my actual position, but there’s more to it than that.
Cis people making these kinds of gender jokes is at best, awkward and strange, and it makes you question what the intent behind the joke is. At worst, it’s very offensive and dehumanizing. Between those two extremes is the bottom line that it’s just not being a very cool ally to trans folk. It’s similar to straight people making gay jokes. It’s just not cool.
And as I’ve said time and time again, if you feel strongly about gender humor, so strongly that not having gender humor would be a subtraction of enjoyment from your life, you should consider that you might not be as cis as you think you are.

genderoftheday:

genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the Day is: If you’re cis don’t make these jokes

Just to elaborate on this submission, this is basically a summary of my actual position, but there’s more to it than that.

Cis people making these kinds of gender jokes is at best, awkward and strange, and it makes you question what the intent behind the joke is. At worst, it’s very offensive and dehumanizing. Between those two extremes is the bottom line that it’s just not being a very cool ally to trans folk. It’s similar to straight people making gay jokes. It’s just not cool.

And as I’ve said time and time again, if you feel strongly about gender humor, so strongly that not having gender humor would be a subtraction of enjoyment from your life, you should consider that you might not be as cis as you think you are.

runnereight:

nothistoryyet:

runnereight:

cecil “deep v-neck” palmer and carlos “buttons all the buttons” the scientist

image

omg

↖ this tumblr user knows that feel

iwishihadafather:

that’s it. that’s the whole show

Baby, baby, baby, nah
carlospalmer (via quaffels)

thedisneyfan:

matching icons for u and ur friends

moyazb:

mindthefilth:

Poster reads:
"WE DON’T wanna MARRY, WE JUST wanna FUCK (and flame, freak out, flaunt it, fuck up, figure it out, figure it out again, and do something with our lives that isn’t just about property rights and patriarchy, OK?)"
by QACC (Queers Against Capitalist Crap)

GPOY

moyazb:

mindthefilth:

Poster reads:

"WE DON’T wanna MARRY, WE JUST wanna FUCK (and flame, freak out, flaunt it, fuck up, figure it out, figure it out again, and do something with our lives that isn’t just about property rights and patriarchy, OK?)"

by QACC (Queers Against Capitalist Crap)

GPOY

chakrabot:

sincerelymady:

There’s this girl at my school and she’s really nice and I remember sometime last year at one point she would carry a clicker around and click it everytime she had a happy thought/something good happened/she laughed etc.
It was always kind of cute how you’d just hear the little click every once in a while throughout class it always made me smile knowing that it was bc something made her feel happy idk

she was training herself to be happy oh my god

stilil:

chasmofsarcasm:

how to tell if someone is really bisexual:

  • if a true bisexual utters their name backwards, it will send them back to their home dimension for a minimum of 90 days. 
  • fire type bisexuals will always be able to learn the move solarbeam, unless they are flareon. 
  • biologically, bisexuals are incapable of going down stairs.
  • some bisexuals are unable to cast a shadow, though this is currently up for debate

This is not a test.

1000drawings:

by Trungles